The Flowbee: A Vacuum Cleaner for Your Hair
Are you trying to save money in this tight economy? Do expensive haircuts for your entire family have you pinching pennies at the end of the month? I have the perfect solution for all of your haircutting needs: The Flowbee.
It’s like a vacuum cleaner and a hair stylist all in one. While you might not get the precision cut that you’ve come to expect at your local salon, you get the absolute thrill of vacuum suction on your hair—truthfully something not to be missed—while getting your hair unprofessionally cut.
If you are unsure about the traditional Flowbee Vacuum Haircut System, try the Flowbee Super Mini Vac—the results are sure to make you a huge hit at all of your neighborhood B-B-Qs.
The Flowbee works like a weed whacker for your hair. What could possibly be more brilliant than that?
Not much.
The Flowbee works as an attachment to your regular vacuum cleaner. First, you can vacuum your rugs and then you can cut your hair. The Flowbee works best with full-powered vacuums, which can suck up more of your hair than a weaker vacuum cleaner. Don’t let the industrial appearance of the Flowbee alarm you. At this point in time, Flowbee has not received any major complaints about major injuries or deaths as a result of over-zealous Flowbeeing, so feel free to Flowbee away.
When your friends compliment you on your new haircut, don’t forget to tell them that you did it yourself with the Flowbee and wait for the accolades.